What I've learned from Twitter

-some people actually think House and Greys anatomy are the same show
-Kal Pen does not appreciate it when you scream "I voted for you on American Idol!!"
-Joe Jonas does not look good in a leotard
-Robert Sean Leonard from House M.D. is sick of House M.D. He doesn't like running around in his underwear and hasn't done it since he got drunk in high school
-House M.D. has become the medical version of Desperate Housewives only it's Desperate Doctors. It used to be a good show...you could try and figure out the medical mystery but now, I just sit there and try to figure out who has an STD this week. Makes me feel dirty...
-Jonas Brothers female fans are scarier than the children of the corn...I think they are the children of the corn to be honest...
-Perez is obsessed with the gay community...oh wait...
-the cast of Harry Potter drinks....a lot...not the adults, the kids
-Perez asked "who's more annoying then Octo mom and Kate Goslin"...duh you!
-Perez the Pedophile is dangerously obsessed with Zac Efron
-a certain person says "yay" after every sentence and I really don't get it. Like, I'm in such extrutiating pain...yay!

Twitter is scary place, don't go alone...