So I wrote to Perez Hilton:

Dear Perez,

I have some questions for you. Do you ever feel guilty for trashing people the way you do? Are your parents proud of you? Do you ever wonder what God's thinking when you write/type your blogs? You never answer me on your site or on twitter so I'm assuming your a coward. You're too afraid to face the truth so you run and hide. You type up things a middle school bully would (drawing penises on people??) then you run like a coward. Step up for once. Explain why you're doing what you're doing. I'm inviting you to speak out or talk to me, step up and don't be a pussy. Aren't you afraid of the fact that people hate you so much? You always get death threats so I'm guessing they could happen at any time. You know you could get a real job, apologize, humble down and people will be impressed with you. You don't have to be a bully all the time. You're 31 years old, that's pretty old in showbiz. Not to mention you pick on people over half your age. Look at yourself in the mirror and I mean really take a good, hard look. Are you happy with who you are? You can't be. No one full of hate is ever happy. The sad thing is you could be! You just choose the miserable path that leads straight to hell. I pray that God touches you in some way, I really do.

Sincerely,
Christy