stupid findings..

*note: if you read my blog it'd be cool if you followed or commented. I do wanna hear your thoughts too*

Stupid Stupid perez:

-Zac Efron was seen sitting on a bench slumped over...he must be depressed!! He was chatting on his cell phone, concerned like (how the hell would you now unless you were in his face fucking paparazzi)

-Rob Zombie ruined another classic like I planned....>.< omg. He needs to stop.

-Beyonce's ego got bigger as the Oscars are coming closer (duh)

-Lady Sovereign, who has been fighting a pretty tough battle made a mistake and got drunk. once again perez proves he's the world's fattest douchebag by making fun of her

-Perez loves Adam Lambert...because he's gay

-Perez hates Nigel...he made an anti gay like comment...and he's not gay

-Perez hates Miss Cali because she stood by her beliefs...and she's not gay

-Perez hates you...because you're not gay

-Perez hates Fergie and calls her "Fugly"...because she's not gay...

-Perez hates Criss Angel...because he's not gay...and because he pwnd him in front a large audience of people. I LOVE CRISS ANGEL (for that)!!


Perez Hilton (real name Mario Armando Lavandeira) is a 31 year old douchebag, pedophile who blogs about celebs he either wants to bang or hate. He has the mentality of a 13 year old. He loves to draw penises all over his photos. His philosophy is "an eye for eye" and leads a group of hateful followers everywhere he goes. These followers have special missions such as:
Perez: go hate on Rihanna
Followers: right away

Perez: jump
Followers: *jump off a cliff*
All this hate has me wondering if he's human, I know he's gay but is he human? He doesn't make it clear that he's gay so girls don't go hitting on the fat lard. Throughout his career, Mario has made many mistakes on his site. Misinforming people of a celebrity passing away or retiring.
Mario always makes sure to show his love to Miss California, Carrie Prejean. It's really sweet since I side with her. I guess he was just soo impressed that she stuck with her beliefs and didn't go along with the crowd. She's not another Perez robot so she had her own opinions. OMG!!! that's soo cool!
Mario has written disgusting songs, showed his ugly face on my TV screen and whatever else. What's next? who knows? will this ever end? Will he ever die? Or maybe he's the anti Christ and has to stay here until Christ returns....no no we can't have this moron here for that long...